• 3rd Grade Teacher: Billy, what is your favorite vegetable?
  • Me: Cannabis
  • 3rd Grade Teacher: Bruh
  • Me: Bruh
mstrkrftz:

Big Sur Stargate by Matt Walker

mstrkrftz:

Big Sur Stargate by Matt Walker

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spring2000:

in grade 8 french we were talking about napoleon bonaparte and this guy bought up the letter that napoleon wrote to his wife where he was like “i’ll be home soon, don’t wash” basically saying like he wanted to have sex with her unbathed or whatever and i was like “oh ew french people are so horny” and this girl tapped my shoulder and was like “excuse me..my dad is french, are you trying to say he’s horny??” and that’s when i truly knew white people are crazy

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nidaleefanclub:

education side of tumblr turn down please it’s summer

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escapekit:

One Day

a unique series of landscapes in which Japanese photographer Ken Kitano uses long exposures to capture sunrise to sunset throughout the course of one single day. 

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"…that you also aspire to lead a quiet life, to mind your own business, and to work with your own hands, as we commanded you, (‭I Thessalonians‬ ‭4‬:‭11‬ NKJV)"

— daily bible verse reminding you to stay in ur lane (via tvjojo)

johorror:

I bought a sandwich cutter from China and I think the translation on the package is a bit off
It got real dark real fast

johorror:

I bought a sandwich cutter from China and I think the translation on the package is a bit off

It got real dark real fast

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