- 3rd Grade Teacher: Billy, what is your favorite vegetable?
- Me: Cannabis
- 3rd Grade Teacher: Bruh
- Me: Bruh
in grade 8 french we were talking about napoleon bonaparte and this guy bought up the letter that napoleon wrote to his wife where he was like “i’ll be home soon, don’t wash” basically saying like he wanted to have sex with her unbathed or whatever and i was like “oh ew french people are so horny” and this girl tapped my shoulder and was like “excuse me..my dad is french, are you trying to say he’s horny??” and that’s when i truly knew white people are crazy
"…that you also aspire to lead a quiet life, to mind your own business, and to work with your own hands, as we commanded you, (I Thessalonians 4:11 NKJV)"
— daily bible verse reminding you to stay in ur lane (via tvjojo)